Totus (Teleprompter of the US) could have used a teleprompter in a pre-Cinco de Mayo bash.  He celebrated Cinco de Mayo at the White House with Cinco de Cuatro panach, whatever that is (five of four, anyone?)  Oh well, he’s trying…..though Ed Morrissey muses otherwise in Obamateurism of the Day:

¡Hola, amigos! ¿Que pasa? Maybe Barack Obama should have just stuck with that when trying to use his Spanish to offer a holiday greeting to White House visitors

Michelle Malkin gives us the Gaffetastic-o video, saying, “How many times over the last year have we said “If George Bush said what Barack Obama said…”